I Hate Vanilla

(and yes, it’s all about the ice cream flavour. Nothing else)

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First date idea:

I take you to an ice cream parlour
and you pick the flavour.

Make or break-
ing you
if you choose vanilla.

(And trust me, I’ll stay on brand).

Why would I give you a slap on the wrist
when you could be bound and gagged?