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I Would Have Loved To Be Famous for Spending Part of My Adult Life Topless
What do you wish me for my 60th birthday?
You’ll never see me topless. Partly because I’m modest, partly because it won’t make you dream. OK, so it could happen that I find myself playing beach volleyball with Maria Nazos and Bradley J Nordell, someone immortalizes the scene and we agree to share the photo publicly. But if that happens, there’s no guarantee I’ll end up topless. It’s perfectly possible to play volleyball on the beach with your shirt on!
As you can see, my fame doesn’t come from the fact that I spent a good part of my adult life topless, because that’s not the case. I’ve never really felt comfortable in shirts, but I’ve always worn t-shirts for public appearances and even at home. Basically, the only times I’m topless are in the shower, in my bed, in my partner’s bed (if I have one), at the pool, and sometimes in the summer when I’m alone in my apartment.
But that’s not the case for everyone, my friends!
Some men have spent a good part of their adult lives topless. I discovered this a few days ago when I read an article in The Guardian. But before I share the link with you, let’s try to guess which man it is! Why not have some fun?
