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At This Rate, The Polar Bears Will Hate Us
Or are they already?
Isn’t it crazy that just a few decades ago, opening the window behind the closet would do the job that the ACs cannot do now?
This is because,
Our Earth is heating up — and so is the resentment of Arctic animals against us.
A polar bear can exterminate 5 to 10 human beings, with one hand, while digesting its breakfast salmon and holding the leftover dinner in the other. So, avoiding any friction between us and them is likely the wisest choice.
Why will Polar Bears hate us?
These balls of fur rely on sea ice to hunt; thanks to us, their hunting grounds are literally melting.
With Arctic ice dematerializing by 13% per decade, at this rate, we soon will have to share the fish aisle in the supermarket with them.(WE DON’T WANT THAT)
Remember ‘Happy Feet’?
A blissful movie teeming with cute tap dancing penguin scenes?
Yeah, all of them will soon be DEAD.
