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Undercover Investigation Proves Michelle Teheux A Liar

Notorious pooperoni pizza picture proves her guilt

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I can’t reveal my name because I’m a big-time undercover spy, but on behalf of the U.S. government, I want to thank Citizen

CJ Sterling

for the public tip that ripped this case wide open.

We hacked Teheux’s Medium platform in order to address the concerns made by Citizen Sterling in her piece entitled Michelle Teheux Cheats Us on Details of her Hamster Poop Pizza.

You can read this piece of hard-hitting journalism here:

Michelle Tehuex Cheats Us on Details of her Hamster Poop Pizza

‘Every clusterfuck has a story.’

So states Citizen Sterling, and she is absolutely right. She questions the alleged clusterfuckery claimed by Teheux, and her questions, I must say, make a lot of sense. It is obvious there was far, far more to this clusterfuck than Teheux revealed.

This clusterfuck (I love that word and intend to use it more often now that Sterling has demonstrated how much fun it is) attracted…