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If You Thought Trump Cards Were Big, Just Wait
You ain’t seen nothing yet. Major announcement: More digital Freak Decks coming!
When the Very Stable Genius announced he had a major announcement to announce, I was naturally excited.
He had already announced he was running for president again, so what more could be coming? Perhaps he was going to announce he was running for world dictator or something like that!
Spoiler: It was Trump cards
Instead he revealed his new digital trading , which, if you look at them, are definitely very serious and not hilarious or ridiculous at all.
You may have played card games like bridge or spades and think of a “trump card” as something that helps you win a game. Apparently, Trump thinks his cards will help him win the game he’s been playing, which I think is called “Con the World.”
His cards sold out quickly and likely made him a pretty crypto penny.
He needs the cash, as he’s someone who likes to pretend to be a billionaire but is known to have lost money in pretty much every endeavor he has ever undertaken.
