Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Boys And Their Toys Never Cease To Amaze Me

Some of it is amusing, but most is appalling

This is my “amused face” or my “channeling Hunter S Thompson” look. Either one works with this brain fart ;) (Author’s Photo)

When Tesla fails and Elon’s lenders start making margin calls, there will be litigation. During that process, I predict some poor paralegal will stumble across Elon sending a dick-pic to the SpaceX design team with a note -

“This!”

I’m sure he gets a little shiver of delight every time one of his rocket-powered phalluses blasts off.

The Cybertruck group probably got a screen-grab of Doc’s DeLorean from Back to the Future with similar instructions —

“This! On steroids!”

From Elon’s penis-like projectiles to Trump’s very bribey-looking Boeing from Qatar, men’s terminal stupidity about transportation is on public display lately, and that got me thinking.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not just men. Hell, I was idiot enough to buy Marlene here at a Salvation Army auto auction —

In my defense, I only paid five thousand for all this fun, not five billion. That’s not much of a defense, I know. ;) (Author’s Photo)

But all of my personal experiences deal with men, money, and machines, so that’s all I…