How to Make $1000 in 24 Hours

And Lose Your Will to Live in 12

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Every time I log in to Medium, I see a new story, something like:

“Side Hustles to Make $1000 in 24 Hours”

“How am I making $10000 a month?”

And I, a broke but optimistic individual, click as I am checking my crush’s Instagram story for a sign.

Spoiler alert: No sign, only delusion.

So I decided to try those side hustles… and here’s what happens:

1. Trade In Crypto

What They Say: Buy low, sell high, profit.
What Actually Happens:
I bought high, it went low, and now I’m financially and emotionally bankrupt.
Don’t do it if you don't know how to do it.
And no, watching two YouTube videos doesn’t count.
You can do it if your goal is to lose money fast, then go ahead, future crypto king.

2. Make Content And Go Viral

What They Say: Post reels. Be consistent, show your authentic self.
Reality:
First of all, I can’t show the real me — I’m weird. Still, I did…