Wedding Presents That Say, ‘Honestly, I Don’t Approve of This Marriage’

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So your amazing, wonderful friend is getting married!….to a total dud. You’re obligated to buy a wedding gift, but you don’t want to give the impression you’re excited about their disappointing lifelong partner choice. Here are wedding gifts that say, “I feel obligated to give you something… but I’m not happy about it.”

Stinky Scented Candles

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Find candles that say, “I love at least one of you, but I think the other one stinks!” So scents like: Honeydew, Rose Petals, and “Your Partner Andy Makes Us Feel Weird When He Makes His ‘Ironic’ Misogynist Jokes (with Hints of Lilac)”.

Eclectic Garbage Dishware

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Your local thrift shop has a variety of wacky garbage plates to choose from. Slightly cracked, weird patterns, and bonus points if you keep the 99 cents price tag sticker on them. If you want to go very bold, eat some mac and cheese on one and then throw it in the gift bag without rinsing. Oh, does this gift seem…