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Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party

One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an election year.

3 min readNov 4, 2024

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A Political Identity Reveal Party is the perfect way to involve your friends and family in your political indecision–and nothing brings people together quite like charged political discussions during election season.

Invites

Send your Political Identity Reveal Party invitations right before election day. This will guarantee your guests are even more invested in your reveal as early votes are in, and they need your vote to secure the electoral college in their favor.

Food

Send out a potluck sign up document, but be sure to leave a column for your guests to identify not just their name but their political affiliation to maximize awkwardness as your guests anticipate the company they can look forward to. Encourage clever political names for all foods, like: Hanging Chads Chili or Devil’s Advocate Deviled Eggs.

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Saba Khonsari
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