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AI Art Fail or Biblically Accurate Angel?
Man, God, or Machine, you’ve gotta start somewhere
1. Too many fingers
2. Asymmetry where there should be symmetry
3. Hands that bend at incorrect angles, fade into wisps, or cease to exist entirely
4. Could be a lion or a crocodile
5. Too many teeth
6. Faces where there shouldn’t be faces
7. More limbs than expected, or at least inconsistently placed
8. An alarmingly number of wings
9. Legs that are a little too straight, end in non-human feet, or are just pillars of fire
10. Too many eyes
11. A body that’s basically just a single eye
12. A wheel shaped body that talks and yes, is covered in eyes
13. Heads on backwards or replaced all together by roosters, tennis balls, or the empty void at the center of the world
14. No will beyond that of their creator
15. Accompanied by a deep sense of primordial dread
1,3,5,13 — AI Art Fail
8–12 — Biblically Accurate Angel
2,4,6,7,14,15- Both
14 — To Be Determined
