What’s In My Bag: Toddler Edition

All the necessities for a pint-sized life

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My fellow toddlers and I don’t need much to get through our day. Really, just the necessities: a fistful of Goldfish crackers and a clear path for destruction.

But it’s always good to tote around a few key items for emergencies, contingencies, or just because. If I had to guess, my mom’s bag probably has under-eye cream, dry shampoo, a half-eaten Power bar, and the forlorn regret of her best years gone. I’ll rifle through it later and let you know for sure.

In the meantime, let me give you a peek inside at my everyday essentials.

Sock

Just one. Because the other one just didn’t feel right. That’s all you need to know.

But now, I can’t find the other one.

Rocks

For my collection, okay? Also, can you just hold these for me when asked at only the most inopportune times, please?

Flash drive containing PowerPoint presentation

Just building my case for why wearing pants should be optional. Exhibit A: Daniel Tiger, Donald Duck, and Winnie the Pooh. Please also refer to one Mickey Mouse who has inverted this sartorial choice with the pants-and-no-top look.