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BINGO: Kid Movies’ Alternatives to Daycare

“Fairy godmother casts a magical spell meant to find child a husband, such that child care is unnecessary”

Dec 22, 2023

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B I N G O  Child is taken to an island in the sky where mothers do not exist and children are believed to take care of themselves, a.k.a. Neverland  Aliens  Castle used to “guard” child until child care is unnecessary  Spirits  Child is locked in a tower from which there is no escape, such that child care is unnecessary  Gorillas  Fairy godmother casts a magical spell meant to find child a husband, such that child care is unnecessary  Tiger  Evil witch casts a magical spell meant to put chil
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Alexis Tai
Alexis Tai

Written by Alexis Tai

A freelance writer who probably wrote what you’re reading in the dead of night. I battle my existential dread with satire and sarcasm, with mixed results.

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