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Get Your Lazy Ass Out of The Car…

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This is how arrogant and completely indifferent some people can be to any consideration for others.

Can’t be bothered to get their butt to the nearest trash container in the food store lot or fast-food parking lot.

The chicken bones are bad enough, but the broken bottle where other customers might run over it is a real screw you to the world.

That attitude probably carries over to how they react in social situations, especially traffic.

Studies show these trashy people are tailgaters, spend more on their car’s loud mufflers than they did on the car, don’t bathe frequently, so they use Total Body Deodorant, park in Handicapped Only spaces when they aren’t and are generally obnoxious and all about me me me.

But that’s not the worst of it.

These FTSs (Food Trash Slobs) are more likely than any other group to leave the #1 Most Obnoxious and Disgusting object imaginable in a parking lot.

It’s a gift from their baby they want to share.

Not really, they were just too lazy and sorry to make it to the trash container.

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Wouldn’t it be great if the donors reached into their mail box on a hot sunny afternoon, and pulled this out?

Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO
Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

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John Varner
John Varner

Written by John Varner

God created this wreck of a world and blew out of town like a Deadbeat Dad. It's up to us to make the most of it without Him.

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