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You never know what Santa might have left you ….

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Santa, known as the jolly big elf, beats out all the small ones on the shelf.
Come Christmas day now, did he bring you a cow; maybe a companion elf?
Well, truth be told, Santa can be rather bold,
I’m here now, partly old, to mention about his gold.

Something you got to know, since Santa travels through the snow,
He’s always packing, never lacking, to deal with the winds that blow.
It doesn’t matter whether you’re waiting but it does matter the baiting.
He’s a tricky elf, Santa is himself. Catching him requires a female lactating.

Were you thinking, while out plinking, catching Santa would be easy?
No; I must say, catching Jolly Old Saint Nick on his day, isn’t for the queasy!
Why, do I say? Sometimes Santa needs to lay, in the embrace of another.
I hadn’t said, if Santa drops into a bed, he needs to see, it’s not a mother.

Plus, one more thing, before you try relieving ol’ Nick of his bling.
Santa doesn’t…