FIRST RANT | CLAPS (Not The Clap) | ANOTHER FUCKING PUBLICATION

If I Hold This in Any Longer, I Will Implode

The 50-clap dance

That look. Enough said. Photo by on

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Okay, let me just make one thing perfectly clear. I don’t rant. Not a ranter. In fact, I’m so fucking Zen these days that I might be dead without realising it — or just dead inside, perhaps.

I don’t complain much either, especially in public, unlike my ranty friends on this platform. I’ll be tagging those funny motherfuckers later. I don’t tag a lot either, so I hope you feel privileged.

The clapping issue has been a pet peeve of mine since the beginning.

I’m not talking to newbies now or those who don’t have a fucking clue about how shit works around here, i.e., proper, decent, etiquette. But if you are in either of those categories, listen up, people. You need to learn something. And when you do, you will win friends and influence people if only you know how to use a fucking mouse properly.

This rant is mainly aimed at the people who should know better — people who are veterans of this platform and fully aware of how the clapping dance works — people who are supposed to be comrades in this clapping war, this fight for views and rising…