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Companies will soon monetize your unconscious world

Imagine a “dream” service that lets you invite your friends to hang out on another planet. Photo by

Humans have managed to monetize just about everything: Water. Food. Illnesses. Love. Sex. Even hate.

So why not make money from our dreams?

It may sound a little Black Mirror. But we already have a company (NeuraLink) developing brain chips — although until Elon Musk divests his interests in the company, I definitely won’t be volunteering for a human trial. (I wouldn’t want to catch that “woke mind virus” or whatever he calls it.)

Anyhow, the point is that the human brain is the next frontier for capitalists. The possibilities of our imagination are almost limitless, and so will be the investment opportunities.

Become the director of your dreams

Is having dreams a problem that technology needs to solve? Well, no. But as of now, we don’t have much control over them when we’re deep into slumber. Sometimes our dreams turn into nightmares, and that’s surely something DreamLink© aims to delete. Imagine also being able to block your kid’s bad dreams with a click?

Maybe that will be the official tagline of this fictitious company: “Remove the fright from your night,” or something like that…