A News Bouche: October 24, 2024
Sorry for all the political jokes. ‘Tis the season.
Donald Trump held a where he spent time pretending to work the drive-thru window. Trump reportedly went to McDonald’s because he thought they were running their Monopoly game, and felt it had been too long since he bankrupted something in Atlantic City. That game confuses him because he thinks a Community Chest is just any woman’s breasts within reach. He also doesn’t understand why he starts out with the same amount of money as the other players instead of getting millions from his dad.
Trump also recently hosted a town hall with . It is reportedly the first time Trump has had an all-female audience since he barged into the dressing room of a .
President Joe Biden said he will for the country’s 150-years Indian boarding school policy that started in 1819. Biden was quote as saying, “Voting for that policy to get started is one of my greatest regrets. Hey whatever happened to that Andrew Jackson fella?”
Walmart announced that it would begin starting next year, and they could be delivered as quickly as 30 minutes. If that includes birth control then some people’s Plan B is about to become Plan A.
Police in Oregon seized a bag labeled “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs” and found it contained a loaded revolver, scales, and — you’re not going to believe this — ! The suspects would have gotten away with it. but they were also driving a stolen car which apparently they forgot to label “Definitely Not a Stolen Car”.
Donald Trump said in that he thinks the military should be used be to keep order on Election Day against “the enemy from within”. We used AI to come up with an image of what that might look like:
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Thank heavens we don’t live in a world like this.
At a recent event, Tesla highlighted a robot called Optimus who served as a bartender, but it turned out the “robot” was . They also unveiled their new autonomous vehicle: Pow-Pow-Power Wheels!
Musk would be so excited to take his kids for a spin in this new ride, if only they would talk to him.
