The Tyranny of Morning Routines: Why Night Owls Rule

Mastering the art of dodging sunrise sermons and the early worm craze.

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Oh, the morning routine — that glorified ritual that society seems to shove down our throats like a spoonful of bland oatmeal. “Rise with the sun,” they say. “Capture the day,” they preach.

But let’s be honest, the only thing I’m keen on capturing at 6 AM is a few more Z’s in the comfort of my bed.

Welcome to the club of night owls, where the moon is our mentor, and creativity flows like the countless cups of coffee we consume.

1. The Crack of Dawn Conspiracy

Let’s kick things off by addressing the elephant in the room: the crack of dawn conspiracy.

Somehow, getting up when the roosters are still snoring is seen as the pinnacle of productivity. They say early birds catch the worm, but have you ever considered the worm’s perspective?

That little guy was probably up all night, hustling and bustling, only to be gobbled up.

Count me out of this twisted food chain.

2. The Myth of Morning Magic

There’s this myth floating around that mornings hold some kind of magic. That somehow…