Other things weather absolutely ruined for Yankees Manager Aaron Boone

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1. Missing a fly ball in 1st grade little league because of a rainbow.
2. The lima bean not sprouting in his science fair project because it was windy on a Thursday afternoon.
3. Shelly Bessmoth rejecting him for the 8th grade dance because there were no clouds in the sky.
4. Spilling ketchup on his shirt because it was cloudy.
5. His SAT scores because there was a tropical storm in the gulf.
6. Oversleeping for his chemistry final because it got above 70.
7. Forgetting it was recycling this week because of El Niño.
8. A leak under the kitchen sink because of the snow.
9. The internet went out while playing Wordle and his streak was broken because a cloud floated by the sun.
10. A date night performance issue because it thundered two counties over.