High-Ate-Ass

For all of you in-toe-lex-u-alls, I took a break and ate cake. Lots of it.

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Though I am partial to the rich taste of chocolate, with its decadent taste and bounce, I also had some vanilla for comfort, and yellow for the clean smooth texture.

I do not care what anyone says, put your tongue around some yellow, and you will be surprised at the succulent, yet fluffy flavor.

Also, I highly recommend a nice piece of tres-leche if you want the full-body feeling of a nice piece of Latino bakery on your lips. There is something about Mexican pastries that sends my mouth into ecstasy.

Enough about my penchant for tasting the human experience the best way I know how through a round piece of cake, this is about taking a much-needed hiatus from pounding out prose like a madman.

I burnt out the brain box. I fried the wires between my hippocampus and amygdala. Which left me despondent. There just wasn’t any more courage to my convictions.

And the only solution was to take a break from typing out clever caricatures in the form of descriptions so that I could relax and recharge. Ain’t nothing funny or smart when you keep repeating the same shit under different titles and hoping someone will read your nonsense.