Annie Trevaskis Is a Cow

Read at your own peril

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Note: I emailed Trevaskis, Annie this post as a draft and these were her exact words in response: “My advice is DO NOT publish this. Just tell people to read anything by Mike Knittel because he is funnier than me, and his name is an anagram of Meet Kink Lit, which proves it”.

Hey Trevaskis, Annie
Stop being so funny.

Why do you follow me around so,
With your novel tales that I need not know?

Please don’t mention your eggs again
I come out here to avoid children

(Oh, I don’t have kids, never mind)
You make me believe, how unkind

Say less please on death and disease
The cackling I do is bad for my tums and knees

Really up to here with your penis glorification
Be more normal, I need a vacation

Can’t be good forya, all this thriving you are doing
I’m no acupuncturist, I will resort to booing

You came & wrote & conquered, what’s left
Reading your words, we are all effed