Conservatives: The Master Race

…masters at being baited, right?

Don’t get me started on those pathetic, pea-brained, pumpkin-worshiping ‘patriots.’ They are closed-minded individuals who spout hypocrisy and vitriol and will deny any wrong-doing from their god-emperor. They believe that one’s guns should have more rights than women or people who aren’t white. They believe that ‘heritage’ isn’t the same thing as ‘hate’ even though they hate the fact that they cannot own people or that people have different views and beliefs than them.

Honestly — who is proud to be from a portion of the country which lost a civil war over basic human rights? Crybabies, that’s who.

Every time I see some jacked-up truck with both an American flag and a Confederate flag, I wonder which country they should ‘go back to’. I wonder how much it must hurt to know that they lack such critical thinking skills and cannot follow logic and facts. The same people who spouted “fuck your feelings!” during 2016 are now upset when presented the facts and truths that the one they worship is a criminal.

These are also people who, strangely enough, would think that liberals were behind the attack on the capitol of January 6th, because (and I quote one user from r/conservative) “who else would hide their faces?” These are people who would rather claim victimhood and have a fetish for being persecuted rather than own up to their wrongdoings and try to change their…