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If You Go Down To The Woods Today
My Friend Bear
His favourite things in no particular order are
Cheese — this boy will do anything for a slice. He was trained on cheese. And yes you can train an old dog new tricks as long as there is cheese.
Squirrels — his nemesis. He sees them from afar and believes he has a chance. He sets himself like a skilled hunter, slowly creeping towards before bursting forward. And it's gone, up another tree. He sits for a few minutes believing the squirrel will come back. Better luck next time.
Balls — any balls will do he's not fussy. He will chase a ball all day long. He will chase a ball until he's foaming at the mouth and looks like he's going to have a heart attack. He's obsessed.
Sleep — when there’s no cheese, squirrels or balls.