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Being the slutty realtor gets me the deal
I make sure I get the house sold
I can see it in their eyes from the moment they step out of their chauffeured Rolls Royce.
Distain in hers as she grimaces at me blatantly. Her lips are curled into an aggressive snarl, fine lines wrinkling around her pointy nose as she glares at me.
I smile and try my best to welcome them, but it does me no favors with Mrs. Battle-axe over here.
Her husband, however? His deep brown eyes gleam with attraction. Luckily, his snotty wife is standing in front of him and can’t see as he leisurely takes in my body, appreciating the extremely tight blouse and skirt I’m wearing.
My company needs this house sold ASAP to keep their “houses listed with us are sold in three months” logo legit, and so far this is the only couple in the right tax bracket for a sale, so I’ve pulled out all the “sex sells” stops.
“Just this way please and I’ll begin the tour.”
“Well, obviously. That’s your job,” the battle-axe remarks before striding past me, her shoulder colliding harshly with mine and making me stumble to the side.
Her apologetic husband catches and steadies me, his hold lingering too long to remain professional. “Sorry about her, she’s not dealing well…