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THE BROKEN CLIFF
Bob’s Package: The Director’s Drama & Production Delays
We apologize for over-apologizing
You’ve Got Cliffed! … And Delayed
Hang in there – again… for real.
It’s not easy.
It’s not MY fault.
The whole crew is halted because of Bob.
I mean Martin Shock, who plays Bob. Martin is notoriously high-maintenance, with all his eccentric mannerisms. The accountant intern — Jiff? — waves at me like he’s just seen an alley cat in a bowling alley. A disaster.
I know, I know, Jiff. Ballooning costs.
In between scenes, while Max is eating and getting groomed — good Doggy Maxy! — Bob, so irritated by his allergies dropped that if no one can get him Anti-Max – yes, antihistamines – he’d get some himself. Now.
So he leaves off the set, with the director’s car.
Mine!
I know well enough Martin’s a freaking diva — annoying, risky, but still! We even adjusted the script to keep Max as far away from Bob. Argh! I mean Martin and his allergies!
So Just before Martin hits the gas, I shout: ‘Bob! Ahem, Mart! Come on, man! This chapter is pivotal for the…
